#MR JONES GRAVEYARD SHIFT GAME RIP MOVIE#

Bonus points for a number in question being 13.The game refuses to give it to him, which angers the Nerd so much, he crushes it and tosses it at his wall of boxed Sega Genesis games, then takes the pink elephant. After the Nerd beats the game, he tosses a blue ball at it, knocking it down, then asks for a pink elephant plush, referencing a similar scene from the film the game is based on.Cue James adorably Corpsing a Beat after telling the story.

After dying from touching a clown in the game, Nerd 'relates' how it's true to life: when he was a kid at a birthday party, another kid ran up to the birthday clown to hug him and inexplicably died.The Nerd describing Paulie as looking like Uncle Fester in a pink sweater swinging around a caveman's club.Just afterwards, the Nerd mentions that in the Game Over screen, after crying like a baby, Darkman types the high scores with his one weird finger, then says that Darkman really needs to get a copy of Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing.The Nerd says this is just a regular review without any skits, and tells RoboNerd to get back in the corner and fuck the fuck off. After the Nerd compares the similarities between the game and RoboCop 2 on NES, RoboNerd appears in a fedora, saying he's now RoboDarkmanNerd.He then realizes that everything is going to go downhill from there, and is proven right when he has difficulty passing the first level. The soundtrack is great, the graphics on the title screen are impressive, and the story is followed very well in the opening cutscene. When the Nerd starts up the game, he finds some positive things to say about it.Furthermore, the Nerd is shown as a dancing 3D skeleton. As he burns, the Nerd's screams of pain are suddenly punctuated by him letting out a blunt, annoyed 'OW!'.First, there's the cult leader's absurdly bombastic flair as he reveals the wicker ogre.The ending where the Nerd is ritually sacrificed to Shrek in a 'wicker ogre' as he screams in agony would normally be nightmare fuel.but it Crosses the Line Twice to hilarious for several reasons.After being captured by the leader of the Shrek Cult, the Nerd tries to escape by telling the leader that he loves Shrek, and sings 'You've Got a Friend in Me', before he realizes that that song was from Toy Story.

#MR JONES GRAVEYARD SHIFT GAME RIP MOVIE#

After the Nerd's done playing through the game, he proceeds to insult everything he's just reviewed, calls out the Library of Congress, calls the movie overrated, and for no apparent reason says ' fuck Shark Tale while you're at it'.

note This was intended by the movie's writers.

The Nerd calling Lord Farquaad, the main villain, 'Lord Fuckwad'.

'Let's get ready to rumble! In the jungle!.

Upon seeing Donkey on the character select screen, the Nerd gives us this line:.

During the language select screen, the Nerd wonders if selecting British English instead of American English will change the spelling of Game Boy Colo(u)r.

After reading the game's title, the Nerd questions what a 'freakdown' is.

The Nerd suspects this was because Nintendo didn't want people recording the film footage on VHS tapes and selling bootleg copies of the film, then questions who'd want to buy bootleg VHS tapes of low-resolution pixellated movies. After deciding not to watch the film on a tiny GBA screen, the Nerd installs the Game Boy Player into his GameCube, only to find out that GBA Video cartridges are incompatible with it. The copy they send him is the Game Boy Advance Video version, specifically a two-in-one cartridge that also includes Shark Tale.

Having found out that Shrek was registered into the National Film Registry, he asks the Library of Congress for a copy of the film.

Given that he's an old-school guy, he decides to look for a VHS copy of the film, but the only one he has is Shrek Retold, a scene-by-scene remake a fan sent him. Unfortunately, he doesn't know what streaming service the film is on because there are so many.

After the Nerd goes into the backstory of the film the game is based on, he decides to re-watch the film to see if it still holds up after 20 years.

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