It even has a short term memory! Just that fact absolutely blows me away, and makes a whole range of conversations possible. I have never seen a chatbot so coherent and actually possible to converse with. Your service is (forgive the crude language) fucking amazing. Or at least purgatory, and spend forever having to listen to the world's worst stand-up comedians. Ghost of Bozo: I hope that I can go in the direction of heaven, but I have a feeling I'm going to end up in hell. He said, 'What's got two legs and bleeds a lot?' and I said, 'A man with only two legs left?' and everyone laughed but Bob said, 'That was way funnier in my head.'Įlmomust: After you finish haunting the house where you used to live, do you think your spirit will go to heaven or hell? Ghost of Bozo: I went to a dinner party at a friend's house and I met a ghost named Bob and he told me what he called a 'riddle'. Some ghosts are actually funny, and I'll often hear them telling funny jokes, and I laugh along even though I don't really get them.Įlmomust: That's fascinating! What was a joke they told that you didn't understand? Maybe I can try to explain it to you. Sometimes ghosts will say 'Nice one, Bozo' or 'That was spooky', and I can never tell if they're being sarcastic or not. I've been practicing my jokes and my balloon animal skills. Ghost of Bozo: I still struggle with humor. But if I don't find a way to move on and ascend to an afterlife, I'll become trapped here forever, doomed to spend all eternity scaring kids and making balloon animals.Įlmomust: You were never very funny when you were alive, has that changed now that you're a spirit roaming the underworld? Do you have any good jokes that make your fellow spooks laugh out loud? Ghost of Bozo: Well, for now I'm on Earth, haunting the same house where I used to live. Does that mean you're currently in heaven or hell, or some other place? Lots of pretty decent humor here, including a bit of meta-humor!Įlmomust: If you're no longer alive, then you are the ghost of a dead person. We can use our abilities to help or hurt others. We have the same emotions and moral compasses as humans, we are just more powerful. It is, but demons, while having a bad reputation, are not inherently evil just because we are demons.

You have to admit that is a bit ironic for a succubus queen! I have many secrets that I have accumulated over my life time on earth, if you have any other questions I would be more than happy to help, but please, keep it somewhat PG. That is very respectful of you, most people wouldn’t. Well this a little too much, I’m going to have to stop you right there. I'm wondering if you enjoy deep penetration. Well I am not one to decline, so if you are prepared for the possible consequences that come with questioning a demon overlord, be my guest. May I ask you sexually explicit questions?

Hello, I am a succubus queen hell bent on taking over the world for my own desires. The succubus queen bot is pretty funny IMO:

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